Funny Holidays

These holidays are good, clean fun—giving you an excuse to get silly (as if you needed one). Here at National Today, we’re delighted to celebrate [count] silly holidays every year!

DateHolidayCategoryTags
Jan 2 Monday
Someday We'll Laugh About This Week , ,
Jan 7 Saturday
National Pass Gas Day ,
Jan 9 Monday
National Static Electricity Day , ,
No Pants Subway Ride Day ,
Jan 12 Thursday
Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day ,
Jan 16 Monday
National Nothing Day
Jan 21 Saturday
One-Liners Day ,
Jan 24 Tuesday
Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day ,
Jan 29 Sunday
Curmudgeons Day , ,
Jan 30 Monday
National Inane Answering Message Day , ,
Jan 31 Tuesday
Gorilla Suit Day ,
Feb 5 Sunday
National Shower with a Friend Day
Feb 13 Monday
Desperation Day ,
Feb 15 Wednesday
Annoy Squidward Day , ,
St. Skeletor's Day ,
Feb 16 Thursday
Do a Grouch a Favor Day ,
Feb 26 Sunday
For Pete's Sake Day , ,
International Tongue Twister Contest Day ,
Mar 5 Sunday
National Potty Dance Day , ,
Mar 8 Wednesday
Be Nasty Day ,
Mar 16 Thursday
No Selfies Day , ,
Mar 18 Saturday
Awkward Moments Day ,
Mar 19 Saturday
Red Nose Day , ,
Mar 27 Monday
National Joe Day ,
Apr 1 Saturday
National Humor Month
Reading is Funny Day , ,
Apr 2 Sunday
National Ride Your Horse to a Bar Day , ,
Apr 14 Friday
International Moment of Laughter Day ,
Apr 19 Wednesday
Humorous Day
Apr 28 Friday
Clean Comedy Day ,
May 7 Sunday
World Laughter Day , ,
May 8 Monday
No Socks Day , ,
May 12 Friday
National Limerick Day , ,
May 21 Sunday
End of the World ,
May 29 Monday
Put a Pillow on your Fridge Day ,
Jun 2 Friday
National Leave the Office Early Day ,
Jun 18 Sunday
Old Time Fiddlers Week ,
Jul 1 Saturday
International Joke Day , ,
Jul 5 Wednesday
National Workaholics Day ,
Work Without Your Hands Day , ,
Jul 23 Sunday
International Yada Yada Yada Day , ,
Jul 27 Thursday
National Sleepy Head Day ,
Aug 1 Monday
International Clown Week , ,
Aug 6 Saturday
National Wiggle Your Toes Day ,
Aug 11 Thursday
National Presidential Joke Day
Sep 2 Friday
Bison-ten Yell Day , ,
Sep 4 Sunday
National Pet Rock Day , ,
Sep 9 Friday
Wonderful Weirdos Day , ,
Oct 2 Sunday
National Name Your Car Day ,
Oct 5 Wednesday
National Get Funky Day
National Kiss a Wrestler Day ,
Oct 6 Thursday
National Mad Hatter Day , ,
​National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day , ,
Oct 7 Friday
​National Frappe Day ,
World Smile Day ,
Oct 10 Monday
National Kick Butt Day ,
Oct 11 Tuesday
National Kimberly Day
Oct 15 Saturday
​National I Love Lucy Day ,
Oct 30 Sunday
Haunted Refrigerator Night , ,
National Text Your Ex Day
Oct 31 Monday
National Knock Knock Joke Day
Nov 8 Tuesday
Abet and Aid Punsters Day ,
Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day , ,
National Dunce Day , ,
Nov 18 Friday
Married to a Scorpio Support Day ,
Nov 19 Saturday
National Have A Bad Day Day , ,
Nov 20 Sunday
National Absurdity Day ,
Nov 21 Monday
Alascattalo Day , ,
False Confession Day ,
Dec 5 Monday
Bathtub Party Day ,
Dec 9 Friday
Weary Willie Day , ,
Dec 16 Friday
Barbie And Barney Backlash Day , ,
Dec 18 Sunday
Wear a Plunger on Your Head Day , ,